{"id":3126,"date":"2024-03-18T17:08:12","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T17:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/?p=3126"},"modified":"2024-03-18T17:18:25","modified_gmt":"2024-03-18T17:18:25","slug":"husband-wife-funny-jokes-in-hindi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/husband-wife-funny-jokes-in-hindi\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi: \u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947, \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938, \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940, \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi:<\/b><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u0915\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940-\u092e\u091c\u093e\u0915 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0930\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 <\/span><\/i><b><i>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947, \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938, \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940, \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940<\/i><\/b><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e-\u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u093e\u0964<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3 class=\"entry-title td-module-title\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a title=\"Nadi Dosh: \u0928\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0937 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948? \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0928\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0937 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u0948?\" href=\"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/nadi-dosh-effects-and-remedies\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u0928\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0937 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948? \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0928\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0937 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u0948?<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><b>Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi: <\/b><\/h2>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u093e (Husband Wife Relation)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093e \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0905\u0928\u094b\u0916\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u092f\u0939 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u093e \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930, \u0935\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0938 \u0914\u0930 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092a\u0930 \u091f\u093f\u0915\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0907\u0938 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940-\u092e\u091c\u093e\u0915 \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092e\u0939\u0924\u094d\u0935\u092a\u0942\u0930\u094d\u0923 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940-\u092e\u091c\u093e\u0915 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u0916\u0941\u0936\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u092c\u0922\u093c\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b <\/span><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, <\/span><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938, \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940, \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940, \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u0949\u0928 \u0935\u0947\u091c \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0947\u0917\u093e \u091c\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e-\u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u093e\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>HUSBAND WIFE JOKES IN HINDI<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u0939\u0938\u092c\u0948\u0902\u0921 \u0935\u093e\u0907\u092b \u092b\u0928\u0940 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 (Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u092b\u094b\u0928 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0917\u0930\u094d\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0938\u0947\u091c \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0930\u093f\u0923\u093e\u092e \u0939\u0948!&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u0926\u0932 \u0917\u0908 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092d\u0940 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0924\u093e-\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u091c\u093e \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0901\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092c\u093e\u091c\u093e\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0913 \u090f\u0915 \u091a\u0940\u091c, \u091c\u094b \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092d\u0940 \u0916\u093e\u0913, \u0909\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u092e\u094b\u091f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0938 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u091c\u092c \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0905\u0927\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947\u0964&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0940, \u091c\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f\u0964\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u094b\u0932 \u0917\u094b\u0932 \u0930\u094b\u091f\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0908 \u0925\u0940?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u093e\u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u091a\u0932\u0947 \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u0917\u094b\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"7\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u092c\u0930\u094d\u0925\u0921\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092d\u0942\u0932 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u092c\u0930\u094d\u0925\u0921\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u0932 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u0906\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0936\u0949\u092a\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0930 \u0939\u092b\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"8\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0906\u0935\u093e\u091c\u093c \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0924\u0947\u091c\u093c \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u092c \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0938\u092e\u091d\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0901, \u0924\u094b \u0938\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e\u0908 \u0938\u092c\u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0906\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0949\u0928 \u0935\u0947\u091c \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 (Husband Wife Jokes Non Veg)\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0941\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e \u092e\u093e\u0928\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0902, \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0915\u0941\u0932!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0941\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0928!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0902 \u0915\u093f \u0915\u0941\u0902\u0935\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u0917!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0902 \u0915\u093f \u092a\u0924\u093f!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0902 \u0915\u093f \u092a\u0924\u093f!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0930\u094b\u092e\u093e\u0902\u091f\u093f\u0915 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947 <\/b><b>(Husband Wife Romantic Jokes<\/b><b>\u00a0In Hindi)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u091c\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092a\u0938\u0902\u0926 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong> \u0916\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0935\u094b \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0938\u0941\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u0939\u094b, \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0926\u092f\u093e\u0932\u0941 \u0939\u094b, \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong> \u092e\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0941\u0930\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0941\u090f \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0914\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092c\u093e\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u0916\u094b\u091c \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0915\u092d\u0940 &#8216;\u0906\u0908 \u0932\u0935 \u092f\u0942&#8217; \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0915\u0939 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e\u0964 \u0905\u092c \u092c\u093e\u0930-\u092c\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0930\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0935\u091c\u0928 10 \u0915\u093f\u0932\u094b \u092c\u0922\u093c\u093e \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092d\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0935\u091c\u0928 10 \u0915\u093f\u0932\u094b \u092c\u0922\u093c\u093e \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0916\u093f\u0932\u093e\u092f\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0917\u093e\u092f\u092c \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0913, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0922\u0942\u0902\u0922\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0930 \u0915\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0917\u093e\u092f\u092c \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902, \u0924\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0922\u0942\u0902\u0922\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0930 \u0915\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0930\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f\u094b\u0930\u0947\u0902\u091f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0930\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f\u094b\u0930\u0947\u0902\u091f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"7\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0918\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0928\u094c\u0915\u0930\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0930\u0916 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0918\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0928\u094c\u0915\u0930\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0930\u0916 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"8\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"9\">\n<li><b> \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948:<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0938\u0947 \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u0939\u0947\u0932\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0924\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u0939\u0947\u0932\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0916\u0924\u0930\u0928\u093e\u0915 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947 (Husband Wife Jokes)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u092e\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221; <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0935\u093e\u0939! \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0938, \u092f\u0947 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u0915\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u093e \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092c\u0947\u092e\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. <\/span><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0938\u092c\u0915\u0941\u091b \u092d\u0942\u0932 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b!&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0942\u0902 \u0928\u093e, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092d\u0942\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092e\u094c\u0915\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0924\u093e!&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u00a0\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0915\u0941\u0932 \u092a\u093e\u0917\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0935\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0938\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0917\u0932 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902!&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4.<\/span><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u00a0\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0938\u092e\u092f \u092a\u0930 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947?&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f &#8216;\u0938\u092e\u092f&#8217; \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0948, \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092b\u093f\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0906\u0935\u0936\u094d\u092f\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948!&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. <\/span><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0906\u0926\u0924\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0915\u0941\u0932 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b\u0902 \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e, \u0924\u094b \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u0935\u0939\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947 (Husband Wife Lotpot Chutkule)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0938\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092d\u0942\u0932 \u0915\u0930 \u0917\u0908\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0940 \u092d\u0942\u0932?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0940!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u0915\u0941\u0932 \u0930\u0902\u0917\u0939\u0940\u0928 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092c\u093e\u0930-\u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0930\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u091b\u093f\u0924\u0930\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b?<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u091c\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0942\u0901, \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0916\u093c\u0941\u0936 \u0930\u0916\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092e\u0930 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0901?<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0916\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u091c\u092c \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0909\u0921\u093c\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0916\u092e\u094b\u0936 \u0930\u0939\u0915\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0916\u093c\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0926\u093f\u0932 \u0927\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0928\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0913\u0939, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0915\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947\u0935\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u092c\u0948\u0932\u0947\u0902\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u0925\u0940\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u0939\u0938\u092c\u0948\u0902\u0921 \u0935\u093e\u0907\u092b \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940 (Husband Wife Shayari)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0906\u0901\u0916\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0916\u094d\u0935\u093e\u092c \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0901\u0938\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u0926\u0942 \u0939\u0948,<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0939\u0930 \u0916\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0940\u092e\u0924 \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e,<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0909\u092a\u093e\u092f \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0940\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0938\u0941\u0916 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0930\u093f\u091a\u092f,<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0915\u093e \u0938\u0939\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u093e\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0925\u0915 \u0915\u0930 \u0917\u0941\u091c\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902,<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0930 \u092a\u0932 \u092c\u093f\u0924\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0938\u092a\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u0928\u093e \u091c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0905\u0927\u0942\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u0940 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948,<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0930 \u091a\u0941\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e\u0908 \u091b\u0941\u092a\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0907\u0928 \u0939\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 \u092b\u0949\u0930 \u0935\u094d\u0939\u093e\u091f\u094d\u0938\u090f\u092a\u094d\u092a (Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0916\u0941\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0917\u0932 \u092c\u0928\u093e \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0935\u093e\u0939, \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0916\u0941\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0905\u0938\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u092c\u0949\u091f\u0949\u092e\u0932\u0947\u0938 \u092a\u093f\u091c\u093c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u093e \u0928\u0947\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0924\u094d\u0930\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0940 \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0930\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0942\u0901, \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0924\u093e\u090f \u0917\u090f \u0935\u094b \u0926\u0938 \u092e\u093f\u0928\u091f \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u0938\u094b\u091a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u0948\u0938\u093e \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0938\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e\u0908 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e, \u092d\u092f\u0902\u0915\u0930 \u0938\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0926\u0939\u0940\u0928!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094c\u0928\u0938\u0940 \u0916\u093e\u0938 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0939\u0948?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0906\u0935\u093e\u091c, \u091c\u094b \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0948\u091f\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0930\u0947\u092e\u094b\u091f \u0915\u094b \u091a\u0947\u0902\u091c \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0908 \u091a\u0940\u091c\u093c\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u0940\u0916\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0938\u091a? \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u093f \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u0938\u092c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u092c\u093e\u092c\u0942, \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0939\u091c\u093e\u0930\u094b\u0902 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u0916\u0930\u094d\u091a \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0921\u093c\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"7\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092f\u093e\u0926\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0935\u093e\u0939, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0940 \u092f\u093e\u0926\u0947\u0902?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0935\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0925\u0947, \u091c\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u092c\u093f\u0924\u093e\u090f \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"8\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0935\u0915\u094d\u0924 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902, \u091c\u092c \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0936\u0949\u092a\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0909\u092a\u0932\u092c\u094d\u0927\u093f \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0928\u093e!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u091c\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0935\u093f\u091a\u093e\u0930 \u0906\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0935\u093e\u0939! \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u094d\u092e\u0924 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0930 \u0924\u0915 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0938\u094b\u091a \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u0915\u093f \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0941\u0902\u0926\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0902\u092d\u093e\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b?<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u092b\u0942\u0932 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0940?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0909\u0938\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093f\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u0915\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u0942\u0902\u0917\u0940, &#8220;\u0905\u092c \u0914\u0930 \u092e\u0924 \u0932\u093e\u0928\u093e!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u093e\u092c \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u0939\u0948\u0964\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0915\u093f\u0938 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u093e\u092c? \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940: \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940, \u091c\u093f\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0932\u0947\u0916\u0915 \u0939\u092e \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0902!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940\u0936\u0941\u0926\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0930\u093e\u092f \u0939\u0948?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u092f\u0939 \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0930\u0940\u0915\u094d\u0937\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u0939\u0948, \u091c\u093f\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0930 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0928\u090f \u0938\u0935\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"7\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092a\u0941\u0930\u0941\u0937 \u092c\u0928\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u092e\u094c\u0915\u093e \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0947, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0940?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0938\u094b\u090a\u0902\u0917\u0940!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"8\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091b\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0940?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0930 \u0930\u094b\u090a\u0902\u0917\u0940, \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0942\u0902\u0917\u0940!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"9\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0917\u093f\u092b\u094d\u091f \u0926\u0947 \u0938\u0915\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0935\u0939 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e?\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f!<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"10\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0939\u0940\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0905\u0902\u0917\u0942\u0920\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0938\u0948\u0902\u0921\u0935\u093f\u091a \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u094b\u0917\u0940? <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0938\u0948\u0902\u0921\u0935\u093f\u091a!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">11. <\/span><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u0908 \u0915\u093e\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u094b\u0917\u0940?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">12.<\/span><strong>\u00a0\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u094b\u0917\u0940?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> <strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0928\u092f\u093e \u0918\u0930!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">13.<\/span><strong>\u00a0\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928\u0938\u093e\u0925\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u094b\u0917\u0940?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">14. <\/span><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u094b\u0917\u0940?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">15. <\/span><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0926\u0942\u0902, \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0940?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: \u0928\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091b\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u0940 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u0940!<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940 (Husband Wife Jokes Shayari)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u0917\u092e\u0917\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0918\u0930, \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0906\u0927\u093e\u0930\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0930 \u092a\u0932 \u092c\u093f\u0924\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092a\u0938\u0902\u0926, \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u0905\u0927\u0942\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u0902\u0938\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0942 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0928\u0940, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0930\u093e\u091c\u093e, \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0915\u0930 \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0939\u092e \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u091c\u093c\u093e\u0930\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0905\u0927\u0942\u0930\u0940, \u0924\u0942 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u0915\u093e \u0938\u093f\u0924\u093e\u0930\u093e, \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0901\u0926\u0928\u0940\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0916\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u092e\u0948\u0902, \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0939\u0940 \u091c\u0940\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0964\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0921\u092c\u0932 \u092e\u0940\u0928\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 (Husband Wife Double Meaning Jokes)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u0915\u093e \u0938\u0935\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0938\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u092c \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u092e\u091d \u092a\u093e\u0908 \u0939\u0942\u0901\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0932\u093f\u0935\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u092e\u091c\u094b\u0930 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u0935\u0930 \u0915\u0940 \u092a\u0930\u094d\u091a\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u091c\u0928\u0947\u0938 \u091a\u0932 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091c\u093c\u0930\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u091c\u093c\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0939\u0930\u093e\u092e \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u093e\u092a\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0906\u0927\u093e \u092e\u093e\u0932 \u092c\u0947\u091a\u0928\u093e \u092a\u0921\u093c\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0928\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e\u0941\u092e\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u0948, \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0906\u091c \u0938\u0947 \u0939\u092e \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u091c\u0940\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940 (Husband Wife Comedy)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b> \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940\u0936\u0941\u0926\u093e \u091c\u093c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u093e\u0935 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0942 \u0909\u0938 \u0928\u093e\u0935 \u0915\u093e \u0932\u0902\u0917\u0930 \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0921\u0942\u092c\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0935\u094b \u0924\u0942\u092b\u093e\u0928 \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u091c\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0930 \u092a\u0932 \u0921\u0941\u092c\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0936\u093f\u0936 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b> \u092a\u0924\u093f:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0905\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u093e\u0935 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0905\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0938\u0941\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0901\u0964&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u0905\u092c \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0916\u0930\u094d\u091a\u0940\u0932\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c\u093e\u0932\u0942 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0939\u094b!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b> \u092a\u0924\u093f:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092e\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u094d\u0935\u0930\u094d\u0917 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u091c\u093c\u0930\u0942\u0930! \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0935\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092a\u0930\u0947\u0936\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0916\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0947!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b> \u092a\u0924\u093f:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u092b\u0942\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u091a\u0949\u0915\u0932\u0947\u091f \u0926\u0942\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u094b\u0917\u0940?&#8221; <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8220;\u091a\u0949\u0915\u0932\u0947\u091f, \u091c\u093c\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0930 \u0939\u0948! \u092b\u0942\u0932 \u0924\u094b \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0926\u093f\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u0941\u0930\u091d\u093e \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0917\u093e, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u091a\u0949\u0915\u0932\u0947\u091f \u0915\u093e \u0938\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0926 \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0930\u0939\u0947\u0917\u093e!<\/span><b>\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u092a\u0930 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947 (Ladies Jokes)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e 1<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u0921\u093e\u092f\u091f \u0936\u0941\u0930\u0942 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong> <strong>2<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0935\u093e\u0939, \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0921\u093e\u092f\u091f \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e 1:<\/strong> &#8220;\u0939\u0930 \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0916\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u091b\u094b\u0921\u093c \u0926\u0947\u0928\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0916\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0935\u091c\u0928 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u0938\u0916\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0932\u094b\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u092c\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092f\u093e\u0930, \u0935\u093e\u0939-\u0935\u093e\u0939! \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u0938\u0916\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f, \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e, \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0938\u0938\u0941\u0930\u093e\u0932\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092c\u0949\u092f\u092b\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0921 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0935\u092b\u093e\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0938\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0940?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<strong>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0935\u0939 \u0938\u093f\u0930\u094d\u092b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u0949\u092f\u092b\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0921 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0938\u094d\u092e\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f \u0939\u0948?&#8221; 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\u0939\u0948?&#8221; <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0936\u093e\u0902\u0924 \u0930\u0916\u0928\u093e!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. <\/span><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0939\u0948, \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u092a\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u091a \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0947?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u0914\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u094b\u0917\u0940!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3.<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0935\u093f\u0927\u0941\u0930!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4.<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940\u0936\u0941\u0926\u093e \u092a\u0941\u0930\u0941\u0937\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0914\u0938\u0924 \u0906\u092f\u0941 \u0905\u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0924 \u092a\u0941\u0930\u0941\u0937\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0941\u0932\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0927\u093f\u0915 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0921\u0930 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0939\u092e \u0918\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u0947!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5.<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0906\u092e \u0915\u093e\u0930\u0923 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092a\u0924\u093f!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>6.<strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u0909\u0938\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0928\u093e, \u0915\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u0927\u094b\u0928\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0918\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u092b \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u093e!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7. <strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u093e \u092c\u0926\u0932\u093e\u0935 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0925\u093e, \u0905\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0916\u0930\u094d\u0930\u093e\u091f\u093e \u0932\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901!<\/p>\n<p>8. <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0939\u0924\u094d\u0935\u092a\u0942\u0930\u094d\u0923 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0938\u092e\u091d\u094c\u0924\u093e!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>9. <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0914\u0930 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0948\u0938\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u091a\u0942\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u093e!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>10. <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>: &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0938\u0941\u0916 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>: &#8220;\u092a\u094b\u0924\u0947-\u092a\u094b\u0924\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902!&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u094d\u0938\u0947 (Pati Patni Kisse)<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<ol>\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u0915\u093e \u0926\u093f\u092e\u093e\u0917 \u092a\u0941\u0930\u0941\u0937\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u092e\u093e\u0917 \u0938\u0947 \u0906\u0927\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong> \u0928\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0902\u0924 \u092d\u093e\u0935 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u0935\u093e\u092c \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e, &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0902, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u0907\u0938\u0932\u093f\u090f \u092d\u0917\u0935\u093e\u0928 \u0928\u0947 \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0926\u094b \u0926\u093f\u092e\u093e\u0917 \u0926\u093f\u090f \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0936\u0949\u092a\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f 10,000 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;10,000 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u092f\u0947! \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926\u094b\u0917\u0940?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0915\u0941\u091b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u092c\u0938 \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0938\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u091c\u0947\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"3\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092e\u0930 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0940?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0926\u092b\u0928\u093e \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u0940\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0914\u0930 \u092b\u093f\u0930?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u092a\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u0940\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"4\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u090f\u0915<\/strong> \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092f\u0939 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0902, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0906\u091c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u091a \u0915\u0939 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"5\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091a\u093e\u0902\u0926 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0935\u093e\u0939! \u092f\u0939 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0902, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u091a\u093e\u0902\u0926 \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0926\u0942\u0930 \u0939\u0948, \u0907\u0938\u0932\u093f\u090f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0930\u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u092e\u0942\u0930\u094d\u0916 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f, &#8220;\u0936\u093e\u092f\u0926 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0938\u0939\u0940 \u0915\u0939 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0964 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0916\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092f\u0939 \u0938\u0940\u0927\u0947 \u0924\u094c\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u092f\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"7\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0938\u092a\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093e \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0905\u092e\u0940\u0930 \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u092c\u0928 \u091c\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092f\u0939 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u0938\u092a\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0938\u091a\u092e\u0941\u091a \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093e \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0905\u092e\u0940\u0930 \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u092c\u0928 \u0917\u090f \u0924\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091b\u094b\u0921\u093c \u0926\u094b\u0917\u0947?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f, &#8220;\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091b\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e\u0964 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0928\u092f\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e, \u0924\u093e\u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0914\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u0906\u0930\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u0939 \u0938\u0915\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"8\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0930 \u0917\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0938\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0915\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u092f\u0939 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0902, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0906\u091c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0907\u0938\u0947 \u0914\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u091c\u094b\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"9\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091a\u093e\u0902\u0926 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0935\u093e\u0939! \u092f\u0939 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0902, \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u091a\u093e\u0902\u0926 \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0926\u0942\u0930 \u0939\u0948, \u0907\u0938\u0932\u093f\u090f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0930\u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol start=\"10\">\n<li><b> <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u090f\u0915 <strong>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/strong> \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948, &#8220;\u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u092e\u0942\u0930\u094d\u0916 \u0939\u094b\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u092a\u0924\u093f<\/strong>, &#8220;\u0936\u093e\u092f\u0926 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0938\u0939\u0940 \u0915\u0939 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0964 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0916\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0941\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092f\u0939 \u0938\u0940\u0927\u0947 \u0924\u094c\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u092f\u093e\u0964&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>\u0928\u093f\u0937\u094d\u0915\u0930\u094d\u0937:<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940-\u092e\u091c\u093e\u0915 \u0915\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u091c\u0930\u0942\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u092f\u0939 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u0916\u0941\u0936\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u092c\u0922\u093c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b <\/span><b>\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947, \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938, \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940, \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940 <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u0941\u091b<\/span><b> (Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi) <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e \u091c\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e-\u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u093e\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3 class=\"title\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a class=\"post-url post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/womensbeautyoffers.com\/hindi\/p-name-mehndi-design\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">P \u0905\u0915\u094d\u0937\u0930 \u0915\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0939\u0902\u0926\u0940 \u0921\u093f\u091c\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u2013 \u0938\u0941\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u0905\u0930\u0947\u092c\u093f\u0915 \u092e\u0947\u0939\u0902\u0926\u0940\u00a0<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi: \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u0915\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940-\u092e\u091c\u093e\u0915 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0930\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947, \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938, \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940, \u0915\u0949\u092e\u0947\u0921\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e-\u0939\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u093e\u0964 \u0928\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0937 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948? \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0928\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0937 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u0948? Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi: \u092a\u0924\u093f-\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u093e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-relationship-tips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latestweddingtips.com\/hindi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}